Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. Each letter is designed to look and function like a link in the chain. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. Rather than adding letters to a chain, we made a chain out of letters.
and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Examples of letters written against chain mail and also help eachother to create and develop anti chain mail letters. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by the Romans in 5 A.D. The first round was entitled Chain Letters (Make a Chain in the final series). Three contestants competed to win money by changing letters in words to form new words. A typical chain letter consists of a message that attempts to persuade the recipient to pass the letter on to as many other people as possible.
This follows a chain hence the name chain letter. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Chain Letters was a game show from the United Kingdom. A chain letter is a letter that the sender asks the recipient to pass on to a number of other people and then those people will forward to other people. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show.ĭo you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh, looky-here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!".
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